You’ve got your hairporn, peeperporn, poutporn, fingerporn and for the more serious student – never mind the prophase, metaphase, anaphase action – we’ve got peenphase!
Yes, a peen phasing is a miraculous thing, much more promising than that Boyz II Dogz stuff in NM. But you have to be diligent to detect it when the poor things are kept so cooped up they can hardly move. Why doesn’t PETA say anything about that? Speak up, Kelmett! Power to the free-range peens!
Anyhow, we might not have noticed this one feeling the urge-to-surge if it wasn’t for an overheard conversation between Rob’s various accoutrements:
Shirt: Will you cool it down there?
Peen: Hey, I’m not the one that’s choking him! Since when do you get buttoned up to the neck?
Shirt: It was a misbuttoning, OK? Stop trying to make a spectacle of yourself.
Peen: Ha! You’re just jealous cause he’s always liked me best. Soon as we lose the papz, I bet he’s gonna choke me – Woo Hoo!