Sunday, February 14, 2010

It's All Rob's Fault (aka the TMI, How Pathetic Is My Life, This Is What Happens When You Don't Have a Sweetheart on V-Day post)

Whenever I think about the remarkably unproductive state of my life, I always come back to the same inevitable conclusion:  It's All Rob's Fault.  It's sort of the mantra of the Rob Chain Gang, and is a convenient excuse for everything from social isolation to deplorable housecleaning habits to extreme child/significant other/pet neglect.  We're pretty sure that Child Protection Services or the crew from "Hoarders" is going to come knocking at our doors soon.

Exhibit A, a couple of the reasons I holed up in front of the computer for several days with a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates and a couple of "goody drawer" unmentionables:

WetRob.  Really, need I add anything else?  I think not.  In fact, I am planning an entire post concerning the charms of WetRob, and why he tends to make everyone around him wet as well.

Almost as good is NearlyWetRob.  Okay, so how many of you photoshopped your face over the model's in this pic, hrrmmmm?  Well, I haven't done it yet, but I'm pretty sure my dear friend Lizalou will hook a sistah up if I so desire.

Next Blog:  How Rob is Responsible for Global Warming (here's a hint:)

(because he is hotter than the sun, that's why!)


  1. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! Love your funny post. Definitely a good day for much satisfying stuff. Hey, it's snowing where I am too. Maybe we're near each other. If Rob ever cums through (twss), I def. want to be with you (of course I would want to be at least 50 ft. away from him so as not to embarrass myself by squealing or leaving a puddle).

    On another matter... I am worried that all the Eclipse stuff (photos, threads, etc.) that I was following on that "other" site (you know the one, I saw your comments there) has DISAPPEARED!! WTF!! Am I crazy? Maybe they're just down for maintenance, or maybe Sum(mit)body took them down? This is definitely upsetting, since I was working on my PhD in Robsession, and I have to read all the threads for my *orals* (haha).

    Hope your day brings you lots of happiness, as you so richly deserve.

  2. Oh, never mind. Gozde took them down 'cause they were unauthorized. Thought I had dreamt the whole thing!!!

  3. Yes, we are probably sort of near each other since we're in the same state! Email me and I can send you to a site that still has the leaked pics!

  4. LOL they were unauthorized by Summit, but I'm not too worried about them discovering my tiny corner of the internet!

  5. I am so with you. It is all Rob's fault. I can't be bothered to go out with real live guys anymore because a. it would mean having to leave my computer, take a shower, and put on clean clothes, b. let's be honest, they aren't going to even begin to compare to His Holy Hotness, and c. I've come this far towards my Crazy Cat Lady status, why stop now? *sigh*

    Ok. I'm going back to spending my V-Day with my cats, chocolate from last year's Easter basket, and a looping slide-show of the Eclipse pics. ;-)

  6. Your tiny corner of the internet is a GEM!!!

    Thanks, Leann. I think I saved most of the pics, but I'd like to be sure.

  7. Oops. Identity leaked. Security breached. Panties *poofed*.

    Meg: LOL Right on! I wonder how many guys have been 'thrown under the bus' for any future lady action because of Rob. How many ladies will stop pursuing guys in general because no guy will ever measure up? I may be in this category. [I'd like to *measure up* Rob.] That's probably a ridiculous theory, but it might be a solution to overpopulation. On the other hand, with Robhawtness inspiring us, maybe we can settle for less, and those guys won't end up under the bus? Remains to be seen.

  8. LOL Meg and far, for me, staying in the house has been the solution! Maybe not a good one...glad to know I'm not alone in that respect, anyway! ;)

  9. "..and they shall be called 'men of a lesser Rob'." (Note to self: Beware, Robsession may attract lesser Robs!!!)

  10. LOL! You sound exactly like Roblivious when you say things like that, Robsmacked! And it's true. I have been a magnet for lesser Robs my whole life. They were usually named "Dave" though. LOL! Hrmm, it's been awhile since ANY Robs, lesser or otherwise, have come around. Perhaps because I spend all my time on Rob sites and writing fanfics instead of going where, ya know, MEN are? ;p