1. Rob likes to go mantie-shopping with his best mate.
Nothing says "bromance for life" like shopping together when you run out of clean undies and your internet porn connection goes bad.
2. Rob gives good 19th Century.
There were two Remember Me scenes and a new trailer released this week. Each of them made me ruin at least a half a dozen perfectly good eggs by spontaneously ovulating at the sight of him in action. So, #5 1/2 is, Rob causes spontaneous ovulation. Except this is nothing new; he's been doing that since puberty, I would imagine, and many women have attested to this amazing ability over the past 18 months or so.
6. Rob says really dumb things like "I'm allergic to vajayjays!" when he's had several beers and is being interviewed by a good friend.
Honestly, I have no desire to weigh in on the Details interview with screenwriter Jenny Lumet, who re-wrote the Remember Me script and had a few laughs with Rob in a pub, the results of which will be in the next issue of Details magazine. The hoopla over Rob's art photos with nude models has now been eclipsed (sorry) by his oddball comments about hating vaginas, prompted by his discomfort over the 12-hour-long photo shoot with naked strangers. Better yet, this was juxtaposed with a story of the wonderful experience Rob had being fondled by a trained elephant while in talks for the upcoming film version of "Water For Elephants." And let's not forget the afore-mentioned comments about his dog being the true love of his life. Oh, and he also went on a tangent about disfiguring diseases, a couple of which do bizarre and painful things to a man's genitals, just to keep things interesting. These comments are creating a bit of a media shitstorm (there's that blasted blog theme again!) by those who love to misunderstand the context of Rob's comments, and the tone and intent in which they were delivered.
Bottom line is, many people won't get Rob's off-the-wall sense of humor, or pick up on his dry British wit. Instead, they will think Rob is gay / into bestiality / in need of psychiatric counseling. All I can say is, "this too shall pass." I just hope it doesn't turn Rob even more paranoid and afraid to speak his mind for fear of detrimental consequences. His refreshing candor is one of the things I love most about him. And his inventive, off-the-rails brain is the sexiest thing about him, IMO.
On the upside, the resulting schmexy Details video may have swayed a non-believer to the dark side! I sent the following to my BFF from college, who called to leave me the following message, in a hot-and-bothered tone of voice: "So I watched that Robert Pattinson video you sent me...? Okay, so I kinda see why you think he's so hot now. Nice porn!" ;) My work here is done.